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    October 21

    恶!!!

    很久没有来这里update了
    最近一有空就忙DIY
    大家有空欢迎去我的facebook 留言,作品都放在My DIY album
     
    现在,我要分享一件很恶的事,而且是恶到爆!!!
    话说,上课的时候课室里传来阵阵臭味
    直到10个小朋友都受不了,怨声连连
    问了一问,谁放屁?谁大便?当然,没人会承认……
    我就说停止上课,规定全部小朋友去上厕所
    结果就被我问出来了,有人偷偷大便在裤子上!呜……
    我可悲的命运开始了
     
    他说他不要脱裤子,回家才清理
    那怎么行?都臭到全班了!
    就打电话给他妈妈,他说"mummy I bang sai on my pant"
    我想说叫她妈妈买一条裤子来,妈妈却回我“就帮他清理一下让他回去上课,不要影响课程”
    kanasai~ 我都跟他周旋这么久了什么叫不要影响? 叫他不要偷大便啦!
     
    我又把他带到厕所要他脱裤子,他大概很不愿意
    我就叫他自己抓着衣服(不要沾到),他另一只手就很客气地捂着鼻子
    当然,就没有手了
    所以脱裤子的重责大任当然落在我身上
    我把他的内裤丢掉,是满满的一袋@@
    再帮他擦屁股,他竟然还敢跟我嫌臭!!!还嫌我用的toilet paper多~ (有本事你自己擦啦)
     
    呜~ 对不起荼毒了大家的眼睛和胃口
    若你读完后造成生理不适请自己想办法,去吐一下
    这……是我继清理呕吐物之后最恶的事了,请不要再挑战我的极限了!
     
    我虽然喜欢小孩,可是我的爱心还是很有限的
    可是我怀疑我一直被这些临时的突发状况去激发我的潜能 /____\
    毕竟现在我叙述出来都还是觉得恶,我却办到了 ><"
    而且我没有打小孩、或是骂他(算是善良的老师了吧~)
     
    如果有心理准备叫我去做这些事,我应该用个一百万年来做心理建设我都不愿意吧
    可是就是毫无预警的情况下发生了,我只有面对、别无选择
     
    我……恶……到……爆……
     
    (推荐大家滴露消毒的空气清新剂很好用)
     
     
     
     

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    weLLywrote:
    我没有泄气,只是抒发恶心的情绪……

    教小孩子就得忍受咯~ 6岁……

    累积育儿经验当中,谁要跟我生小孩? 哈哈~
    Oct. 21
    xinying engwrote:
    你算厉害了~还可以忍受!
    加油吧~
    不要泄气哦~
    Oct. 21
    fong amnwrote:
    中学老师ok lar,哈哈!
    Oct. 21
    yenwrote:
    下次不要做老师吧。。。
    不过,当做妈妈的时候还是要面对的。。。:p
    Oct. 21

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